Why do you believe Jesus was divine?

Cause he hadn't been to this planet before and when he was hungry he ran up to the tree and when it there was no fruit he yelled god damn it and god heard him and did. LOL it just cracks me up to picture this whole scenario and think that anyone actually cares about these little anecdotes about Jesus eating figs. I know I know I totaly ignored the point that's my point...try to get the message without getting bogged down in pointless details.You either follow the message or you don't.I don't.